73-wonderphi-phone
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WonderPhi Phone v1.0.0
WonderPhi Phone v1.0.0
**28 batch recipes for telephony operations without third-party
APIs.** Voicemail transcription, call-recording processing, CDR
parsing, phone-number normalization, DNC scrubbing, and the
"sudo-SMS" queue-to-file pattern for operator-delivered messaging.
You have 5,000 voicemails to transcribe for compliance. You don't
script it. You run:
python wpp-recipe.py whisper-vm .\voicemails
...and out comes voicemails.plan.wpc.txt — one Whisper invocation
per WAV file, dispatched by
WonderPhi Compute across every core (GPU
if present, CPU otherwise).
What this is
Companion library to WonderPhi Compute.
Batch telephony operations that never call Twilio, Plivo, Bandwidth,
or any third-party API.
- Library writes the plan. WonderPhi Compute runs the plan.
- Nothing here connects to a phone network — it only reads a folder
or a list and writes a .txt.
- Zero external Python dependencies. Standard library only.
- No network. No telemetry.
- Never modifies
wpc.exe. The 10 Commandments stay intact.
Recipes drive: whisper (OpenAI), ffmpeg, tesseract, ImageMagick,
certutil, 7z, and Python stdlib.
The sudo-SMS pattern. SMS and voicemail-drop recipes write JSON
queue records to a local folder. Your operator delivers them
manually. The phone number is identity — that identity stays with
you, not a paid gateway.
The 28 Recipes
Transcription (4): whisper-vm, whisper-vm-cpu, whisper-vm-tiny, whisper-vm-srt
Audio Processing (7): loudness-normalize, silence-trim, audio-to-mp3, audio-to-opus, audio-mono-8k, audio-spectrogram, audio-waveform
Fax (2): fax-tif-to-pdf, fax-ocr-searchable
CDR Parsing (2): cdr-generic-parse, cdr-toll-fraud-scan
Phone Numbers (4): e164-normalize, dnc-scrub, cnam-lookup-file, dial-plan-validate
SMS Queue — sudo-SMS pattern (4): sms-queue-write, sms-appointment-reminder-queue, sms-otp-queue, sms-broadcast-queue
Voice Queue (2): voicemail-drop-queue, reminder-call-queue
Compliance & Archival (3): recording-hash-sidecar, recording-encrypt, transcript-redact-pii
Run python wpp-recipe.py --list for the full table.
Examples
# Transcribe 5,000 voicemails on the GPU python wpp-recipe.py whisper-vm .\voicemails # Normalize a batch of call recordings to broadcast-safe loudness python wpp-recipe.py loudness-normalize .\call_recordings # Downsample recordings for speech-to-text (mono 8kHz) python wpp-recipe.py audio-mono-8k .\recordings # Emit spectrograms for a batch (visual anomaly audit) python wpp-recipe.py audio-spectrogram .\suspicious_calls # Parse CDR files and get per-file call summaries python wpp-recipe.py cdr-generic-parse .\cdrs # Scan CDRs for toll-fraud patterns (international destinations) python wpp-recipe.py cdr-toll-fraud-scan .\cdrs # Normalize a phone list to E.164 python wpp-recipe.py e164-normalize .\raw_phones.txt # DNC-scrub a list against a local DNC file python wpp-recipe.py dnc-scrub .\prospects.txt --tag dnc_list.txt # Queue SMS appointment reminders (operator delivers) python wpp-recipe.py sms-appointment-reminder-queue .\appts.txt --tag "Your appt with Dr. X is tomorrow at 2pm." # Regulatory archival: SHA-256 every recording python wpp-recipe.py recording-hash-sidecar .\call_recordings # Encrypt recording archive with 7z + AES-256 python wpp-recipe.py recording-encrypt .\call_recordings --tag "AlphaBravo7Charlie!" # Redact SSN / CC / phone patterns from transcripts python wpp-recipe.py transcript-redact-pii .\transcripts
The "sudo-SMS" Pattern
SMS recipes write one JSON queue record per number to your --outdir:
{
"phone": "+15555550100",
"message": "Your appointment is confirmed for tomorrow at 2pm.",
"queued_at": 1721600400.123
}
Your operator (or a downstream script you write) delivers them from
that queue. Phone number is identity — it stays with you, not a
paid gateway. No Twilio. No monthly bill scaling with volume.
Options
What's In The Box
73-wonderphi-phone/ ├── wpp-recipe.py ← the generator (Python, stdlib only) ├── README.md ← this file ├── INDEX.md ← full recipe table └── LICENSE
Requires Python 3.8+ to generate a plan, WonderPhi Compute to run
it, and the tool for each recipe (whisper, ffmpeg, tesseract,
ImageMagick) on the operator's box.
Christopher Gabriel Brown · Inventor · Author · Visionary · cri-one.com
WonderPhi Phone — Recipe Index
WonderPhi Phone — Recipe Index
28 recipes. Generated from the registry in wpp-recipe.py.
Input models: files = scan a folder for matching extensions; lines = one target per line (E.164 phone, path, etc.).
Generate any of these with:
python wpp-recipe.py <recipe> <input> [--tag VALUE] [--outdir DIR]
This archive contains 2 documents. The complete folder ships as the product.